You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Did we literally take a cab across the street
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
