how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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