we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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