If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
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Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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