ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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