i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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