some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
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I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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