I got chris browned last night
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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