Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
operation have a gay friend backfired
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
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He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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