How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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