I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
im drinking this country out of the recession.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
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There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
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Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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