Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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