Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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