he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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