Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
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I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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