Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening