Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today