Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
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The chlamydia really affected his face.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
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I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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