fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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