Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
wow bdsm is so cute
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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