The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
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