Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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