What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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