it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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