So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
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If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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