My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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