Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
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There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Text me some of your sweat
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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