i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
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I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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