i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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