oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
he was CRYING into my vagina
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
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Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
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All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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