He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
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he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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