i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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