a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
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I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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