her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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