Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder