You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
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WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I think my nap took me to another dimension
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌