where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
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His pubic hair was longer than his dick
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.