He told me they were just razor bumps!
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.