My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
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if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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