what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
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when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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