Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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