Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
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what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
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We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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