i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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