I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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