I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
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I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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