I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
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So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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