I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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