So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
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thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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