DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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