He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
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I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.