My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
There r osticjed everywhere
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
he had hair everywhere except his balls