you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.