well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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