everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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