Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.