Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
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she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
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We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.